Happy Lifeday!!!

We would like to charm you with this folklore tale of Norman the Christmas Slug, Christmas is an event similar to our Lifeday celebrations, only it takes place on a planet far far away that believes they are all alone in the universe. They dress up the elderly to look like stale lifeday Wookiees and sing carols about the mysterious birth of a bandage for their guilt. I can't wait to go hunting there!

Norman the slug who saved christmass